aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

my-teen-quote:

click for weird interesting facts on your dash!!
these-times-shall-pass:

click for weird interesting facts on your dash!!

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

beyoncevevo:

when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you

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julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

tarntino:

kind brunette takes homeless man on date to fancy los angeles restaurant and let’s him ramble about why wayne’s world 2 was better than the first one

rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes